After several weeks of dudes in tight shorts swimming in sewer water in Rio, sports will finally get good again. Because FOOTBALL IS BACK. The first game of the NFL season is on Friday, and the plaid dads have made their picks. Last year, we both sucked. I would call it a draw, so Christian is technically still the champ. Whatever. He’s still fat and ugly, too. Here are our picks:
AARON’S PICKS
NFC EAST
Washington (8-8)
New York (6-10)
Philadelphia (4-12)
Dallas (3-13)
NFC NORTH
Green Bay (11-5)
Chicago (8-8)
Minnesota (7-9)
Detroit (7-9)
NFC SOUTH
Carolina (12-4)
Atlanta (7-9)
New Orleans (6-10)
Tampa Bay (6-10)
NFC WEST
Arizona (13-3)
Seattle (11-5)
St. Louis (6-10)
San Francisco (4-12)
NFC CHAMP: ARIZONA
AFC EAST
New England (10-6)
New York (9-7)
Buffalo (7-9)
Miami (7-9)
AFC NORTH
Pittsburgh (12-4)
Cincinnati (9-7)
Baltimore (9-7)
Cleveland (1-15)
AFC SOUTH
Indianapolis (10-6)
Houston (8-8)
Jacksonville (6-10)
Tennessee (5-11)
AFC WEST
Kansas City (10-6)
Denver (9-7)
San Diego (8-8)
Oakland (7-9)
AFC CHAMPS: PITTSBURGH
SUPER BOWL 51: Cardinals over Steelers, 24-21
Christian’S PICKS
NFC EAST
Dallas (10-6)
New York (8-8)
Philadelphia (6-10)
Washington (5-11)
NFC NORTH
Green Bay (10-6)
Minnesota (9-7)
Chicago (6-10)
Detroit (5-11)
NFC SOUTH
Carolina (13-3)
New Orleans (8-8)
Atlanta(8-8)
Tampa Bay (6-10)
NFC WEST
Arizona (12-4)
Seattle (11-5)
St. Louis (6-10)
San Francisco (4-12)
NFC CHAMP: Green Bay
AFC EAST
New England (11-5)
New York (9-7)
Buffalo (7-9)
Miami (7-9)
AFC NORTH
Pittsburgh (10-6)
Cincinnati (8-8)
Baltimore (8-8)
Cleveland (2-14)
AFC SOUTH
Indianapolis (11-5)
Houston (9-7)
Tennessee (8-8)
Jacksonville (7-9)
AFC WEST
Kansas City (10-6)
Oakland (9-7)
San Diego (7-9)
Denver (7-9)
AFC CHAMPS: PITTSBURGH
SUPER BOWL 51: Steelers over Green Bay 29-28
PIN ME!
